15 November 2008

Foster's fattens its amber fluid

Foster's Group has finally been punished for its decade-long foray into the poncey drink market. Months after admitting its $7 billion foray into the wine sector had been a costly mistake, Foster's has given up on its lame attempt to make Cascade look like a European beer.

"We got it wrong," conceded a Foster's spokesman, Troy Hey, who said the brewer was reversing the move taken last year to cut the size of Cascade Pale Ale stubbies from 375 to 330 millilitres.

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